The next person covering a Stephin Merritt song on a ukulele is gonna have that ukulele shoved up their ass.

Character 1: Hey! So do we still need to stop at Sam’s Club?

Character 2: No, I think we are good. We got everything we needed and some more.

Character 1: I am excited about having a basil plant at our place. We should keep it inside, that way the place smells great, you feel me?

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